NEW DEFINITION 2010....

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to opentheir mouth

ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes

ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!


FATHER:
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

Of Maal Hijrah & Snippets

First of all I wish to take this opportunity to wish all Muslims Salam Maal Hijrah leaving behind 1430 ushering 1431 based on Islamic Qamari Calendar with a new white book venturing into new year with refreshing body,spirit and soul collectively! Alhamdulillah.

As new year emerge, lists of resolutions are written, understood and empowered to further improved our actions,dedication as well as attitude as a whole in respective field that we are involved in. With that regard, we must not embodied ourselves with slogans, mission statements, doctrines just.Rather understanding well every single aspects of matters on fundamental wise cohesively; repairing the flaw as wise as possible, promoting the application of our sensory perception in addition to our 5 sensory gifts proactively towards achieving blessing and honor from Allah the Sustainer both Universally & The Day After.It is not something easy to be done fortnightly but it can be optimistically done with a little of positive charges starting by the strong people, down to the grassroots in promoting peace and order.

Interpretation and speculation perhaps we can address as 'fitnah' on mankind are extremely wild and free showing no sign of stopping yet it gets worse from day to day none other then our fault and action suffice to say with improper use of media,manipulation and subtle play of unscrupulous games that lowly informed individual,groups and clusters got into trapped and eaten on the Chess board within few steps.How could our mind can be manipulated so nicely fertile?
Very poor of that.We wish protection from you Ya Allah.

On another note in the affairs of Muslim Societies today,cognitively speaking,bullets of selfishness, act of raucousness, acting smart and bunch of tricks must be gradually decrease and be avoided while focusing rebuilding the strength of Ummah in a modern world society without undermining the origin of teaching which are now hardly hit by our "ignorance + disintegration + insensitivity + pleasing foolishly' resulting losses of everything like an earthquake. To recover possessions that were lost are not an easy subject!

Life is a never ending assignments that must be continuously Cracked & Explore, Driven, Think and Enlightened

Thank you.

November Updates

Hello everyone. Seems like it’s been for months I did not update the blog due to various matters and activities that arise. During the time, the process undergone was awesome as somewhat like attending seminars, talk and discussion forum primarily in my hometown as well as Malacca. Seem like the world is interesting here right now as there are so many disclosures and sharing from prominent individual speakers ranging from traders, investors, consultants and gurus in the area of management and business. I’m glad that I manage to observe certain issues more closely whereby the speakers highlighting traps and opportunities, information and issues at large in many ways within the context of our environment. However, what I could do most as of now is of course just to listen. In terms of knowledge application: hang on yeah

So much of the information mostly is crucial throughout the sessions for personal improvement which actually should begin in the youth life not just when one got employed. As for knowledge-wise it is helpful to nurture application processes for the reason that generally we undergraduate were under-exposed (perhaps due to too much of theories learning) in terms of the reality of today’s rapid system .I remember the phrase from one of the speakers says ‘‘make your information worth million of dollars”. But that doesn’t meant we are allow to abuse with the information we had but referring to decision making that wholly tells that the right information can make lots of differences in the affairs of managing.

Well as of recently on a different occasion under the subject of International Business (IB) taught by lecturer by the named of Mr Thev of whom invited the consultant from Panasonic Malaysia to share about IB matters . We were fortunate and delighted to learn about Japanese culture and customs. Among the matters that were decoded are

- Be a corporate citizen I every country by respecting culture, custom and language

- Give overseas operations the best manufacturing technology the company has

- Keep the expatriate low and groom local management to take-over

- Let their own rules, fine-tuning manufacturing process to match the skills of employees

- Encourage cooperation and build strategic relationship

Apart from that, the speaker shares on about how the FDI (foreign direct investment) had benefited us here to some extend

-flow of ideas, services and capital and technology

-wider choices for consumers

-acquisition variety of products

-mobility of labour, capital and technology

-creating employment opportunities

-maximization of resources

-R&D process

Throughout the sharing above I feel that the more we develop and progress the more responsibilities we shall shoulder ahead. Briefly that’s all about I am able to write on. To all muslim brothers and sisters I wish to take the opportunity to wish you Salam Aidil Adha.If you have any ideas or feedback feel free to do so.

Selamat Hari Raya !!!

I wish to extend sincere wishes to all family & friends 'Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir Batin'
Hoping this year's Ramadhan had manage to positioned ourselves towards greater heights while
putting aside our differences and embracing the spirits of togetherness going forward.
Let us have a wonderful celebration as accordance to God's will to foster and strengthen our
ties,Eat not too much, Drive safely and Most importantly we can meet as many people as possible with regard to our limited time...

Salam 1 Syawal


Warmest regards,


Muhammad Nabil & Family